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Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Origins of Everything

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Robot Attack in Bath

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."