Parallel Dimension Explorer T-Shirts

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

The fate of the emigrant

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Bumper Limos

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Reselling for Fun and Profit

Goldilocks and the 3 bears