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"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Quantum Psychic

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

The Physiciatrist...

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Frog Baby Names

Dog Igloo.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Fingers

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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