Parallel Universe Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fast food on a small planet in an almost parallel universe

Cinema Twin

"While you're at it, you're fired in the future, too!"

Reselling for Fun and Profit

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quantum Psychic

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

God Creating the Universe...

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I knew it!"

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Well that's certainly new!'

First attempt at the Big Bang

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Now watch and listen!'

New Images from Hubble

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Space: Property of No-One

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The Big Bang

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

The Big A** Theory