Parallel Universe Believer T-Shirts

Do you believe in the multiverse, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I am the ultimate specimen of manhood. The paragon of masculinity. Something like that can't be created on the first attempt. Therefore there must be an infinite number of less ideal Randies out there in parallel universes, who can't get dates. You've put a lot of thought into this. I've submitted Randy's cosmological theorem to all the academic journals.

Quantum Psychic

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Pyramid UFO...

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'...Water on Mars'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

Venus Fly Trap

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"