Parallel Universe Wanderer T-Shirts

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Quantum Psychic

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Water divining Mars

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

You are everywhere.

Recalculating!