Parallel Universe Wanderer T-Shirts

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Quantum Psychic

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

We're With Stupid

Life in the fastest lane.

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"How may I be of service?"

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Water divining Mars

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Desert Planet

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

You are everywhere.

Recalculating!