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"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Annoyed planet.

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"You will be going on a long journey..."

Mars and Earth

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Unidentified-Eaten-Object.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"It's probably just a technicality, but is the biosphere extended to wherever we go?"

"Now what can we do?"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Astronaut encounters a scarecrow.

"Hey- come over here and look at this..!"

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"I've no idea - probably some sort of welcome."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Astronaut

Astronaut

"Another fly-over planet."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

"Do you get the feeling the James Webb Space telescope is having a better time than we are?"

"They're flying around like there's a tomorrow."

Tunnel of Escapism

Lust in Space.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

This Way to Earth.

Man looks out of window at the earth.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'Ground control? We've just entered the Magritte Galaxy!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'