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Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Can You Spot the Differences?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Gravity...Go figure!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Don Quixote

Lavatory Waterfall

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Thumbing a Lift.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.