Quirky Universe Wanderer Gifts

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Can You Spot the Differences?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Thumbing a Lift.

Don Quixote

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."