Cosmic Wanderer Gifts

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

'Existential truckstop'

"I had a productive week."

'Far out, man!'

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

Space Rocket.

Recalculating!

You are here.

"Welcome to the end of time!"

'Found it!'

'I wouldn't mind going to the moon as long as I was back by tea time...'

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

You're here.

Gypsy Clarke sees your future in the stars!

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'Entering A Rift in the Space-Time Continuum.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

It's lonely up in space...

Space Highway: Worm Hole to Alpha Centauri, Next Right.

"Yes, it's first on the right past Venus. You can't miss it."

Euro 2016

Water divining Mars

Space alien fills fuels space ship with dark energy.

Infinity signpost...

"Are we nearly there yet?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Disney will flip!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All these stars but none of the ones I wanted to watch."

"None of this looks familiar."

"Is there life on other planets? And if so, do they have less ridiculously shaped heads?"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"