Cosmic Journeyer Gifts

Alien Luggage

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

ET Mishap

Head over Hooves

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"