Cosmic Journeyer Gifts

Alien Luggage

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

ET Mishap

Head over Hooves

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."