Cosmic Traveler Gifts

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Michael Jackson.

Pay per view.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Britain's first official astronaut.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'My spirit guide told me your inner child really needs a speeding ticket.'

Speed Limit 55 million

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"

'He says we're too far north for Moon Pies.'

Mars Rovers; "At least I'm not alone."

You Are Here Sign on the Moon.

"This is about life on another planet."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"You traveled 40 trillion miles to Earth, for work, and took the standard deduction?"

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

Space travel

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

You are here in space...

"There's an indicator that we're in deep space, now."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Hi, I'm Handsy Andy!"

"How may I be of service?"

Billionaires in space!

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Welcome to Mars! Tourist Info

Suddenly size mattered...

"Sir, we've landed on Earth."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.