Cosmic Vacationer Gifts

Vacation on the Moon.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"How may I be of service?"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Desert Planet

Space travel

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Water divining Mars

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."