Cosmic Beachgoer Gifts

Moon sand castle.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Brighton Bersagliere.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."