Cosmic Beachgoer Prints

Moon sand castle.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'