Quirky Beach Goer Gifts

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Climate change

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Newton's vacation

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Shrink's Summer Job

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A beach has meters.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'SHOP!!!'

Geek Beach

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'