Flirty Beachgoer Gifts

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Ladies by the seaside

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

Happy holidays for kids.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Beer Parasol.