Quirky Beachgoer Gifts

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

Brighton Bersagliere.

Geek Beach

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Climate change

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Newton's vacation

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

The Sun Bather

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Shrink's Summer Job

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

A beach has meters.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'SHOP!!!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.