Quirky Beachgoer Mugs

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

Brighton Bersagliere.

Geek Beach

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Climate change

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Newton's vacation

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

The Sun Bather

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Shrink's Summer Job

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

A beach has meters.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'SHOP!!!'

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'