Playful Beachgoer Gifts

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Summertime

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Summer wants.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'