Beach Goer Gifts

'Bloody typical.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"

Summertime

Sand television

Paycheck Beach Towel

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

cool seagull plays electric piano

Dogs fooling a cat into trying to catch piranhas.

Blizzards and traffic jams cripple southern Spain... I'll drink to that! (Couple on Brighton beach).

'They're all the same.'

Look! A streaker!

Dan's new Sudoku tattoo made him an instant babe magnet on the beach.

"Well yes, you've led me here, but you don't honestly expect me to drink sea water, do you?"

"And no more thongs for you this summer."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Annoying things about the beach.

Tanning Creams

'I hate the beach... Sand gets in everywhere...'

The sunsets on Barry and Beryl's relationship:'Very funny Beryl, but you better dig me out now...'

'What a fluke!...'

"He's the lifeguard during high tide."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Have you noticed how the sun always looks much bigger when it hits the horizon?...'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Paunch and Judy.

"We're not synchronized swimmers! We need help!"

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'I reckon that if Sun Bears were to use sunscreen, they wouldn't be endangered anymore...'

Moses Takes A Swim

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"With him, what you see is what you get"

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'