Beach Goers Gifts

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'll have two glasses of your chardonnay with the most aggressive advertising campaign.'

A giant bird snatches a tourist

Mallorca: COVID Variants

"Get lost! You obviously haven't received even one single booster vaccination."

Holiday time.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'