Beach Goers Mugs

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

Who's the suit? Nude beach.

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'll have two glasses of your chardonnay with the most aggressive advertising campaign.'

A giant bird snatches a tourist

Mallorca: COVID Variants

"Get lost! You obviously haven't received even one single booster vaccination."

Holiday time.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.