Beach Wanderers Mugs

Club Meddler.

"Nation-building never works."

Playing Fetch.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Feeling for shells

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."