Beach Wanderers Pillows

Club Meddler.

"Nation-building never works."

Playing Fetch.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."