Beach Explorers Pillows

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

'When you hold this shell to your ear, you can hear my Mum snoring.'

"Small world - that's Ian Thompson from No. 43."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Holiday time.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Water Slide

Pelican and Origami

Son burying his dad in sand

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Hello from the lakes!

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Crabbing

real enjoyment

Get a rockpool!

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Flying the kite in strong winds