Beach Exploration Pillows

'Is there someone else?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Quit being so negative, will you? With you, it's always doom and gloom."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Captain in a storm

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Sport Utility Boot.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."