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'Is there someone else?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Quit being so negative, will you? With you, it's always doom and gloom."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Captain in a storm

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Beach Barbecue

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Rock Climber

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.