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'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Beach Barbecue

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Rock Climber

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.