Beach Explorations Prints

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Rock Climber

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."