Beach Adventures Prints

"I'm sure you are using a large font, but I still think you should write it on the beach with trees or rocks."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Shellfie

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''