Beach Adventures Pillows

"I'm sure you are using a large font, but I still think you should write it on the beach with trees or rocks."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Shellfie

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

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'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''