Beach Outings Pillows

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

Penguin on a beach: 'Stop Global Warming'.

"City kids."

Race horse training at the seaside

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

Cause and Effect.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I was going to go swimming, but the ocean is too crowded."

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

A pirate and a bride

'I told you not to ring me at work.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Nice one, I'll go and grab some chips."

Corona Ball Beach Bingo

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Rubber Ring

"Kevin! Isn't there enough pollution already."

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

Peeled beach

'Did you say psst?.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'There's plenty of other fish in the sea.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach Barbecue

Bring your own inflatable.

Ant Girl

Punch and Judy.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'