Beach Fun Pillows

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

Building giant sand pies.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Wish you were steer!

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'