Beach Fun Mugs

Building giant sand pies.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Wish you were steer!

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Dog brings diver flippers.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."