Fun At The Beach Mugs

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Wish you were steer!

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

A family playing in the sea

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"He lives in a block of flats"

Where the Wild Things Summer

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Surfing alien.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Crabbing

When staffing agencies screw up.

'Who says I'm beached?'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Flying the kite in strong winds