Fun At The Beach T-Shirts

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

Mobsters at the Beach

Wish you were steer!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

A family playing in the sea

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Surfing alien.

When staffing agencies screw up.

'Who says I'm beached?'

Crabbing

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'