Day At The Beach T-Shirts

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Beach con-man.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Beer Parasol.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Building giant sand pies.

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Eating ice cream.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who says I'm beached?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"First beach?"

Beer Belly.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

No, cruel nature, WHY?

Souvenir Selfies.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Geek Beach

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"It's very nice of the sea to come in and tickle my toes."

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'