Doggy Day At The Beach T-Shirts

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Beach con-man.

Canine Scentipede

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Beer Parasol.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Eating ice cream.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Walking the dog.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

Geek Beach

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.