Day At The Beach Gifts

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Beach con-man.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Beer Parasol.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Building giant sand pies.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Eating ice cream.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Spatula beach

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who says I'm beached?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"First beach?"

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Beer Belly.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

Geek Beach

Souvenir Selfies.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"It's very nice of the sea to come in and tickle my toes."