Beach Day With A Twist Gifts

Beaches by a power station

Beach con-man.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Beer Parasol.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Mobsters at the Beach

Call Your Office

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Eating ice cream.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Spatula beach

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Shrink's Summer Job

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.