Beach Day With A Twist Pillows

Beaches by a power station

Beach con-man.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Beer Parasol.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Call Your Office

Mobsters at the Beach

"...it's another metal detector."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Eating ice cream.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

A beach has meters.

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.