Beach Day Multitasker Pillows

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Beach con-man.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Beer Parasol.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sunbathing with your PC.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Piano eight hands.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Multitasking.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

One Man Band

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Punch has a smoking break.

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

How to eat while reading.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Some advice please... How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."