Beach Day Multitasker Pillows

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Beach con-man.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Beer Parasol.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sunbathing with your PC.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Piano eight hands.

One Man Band

Multitasking.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Punch has a smoking break.

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

10K Text-And-Run.

How to eat while reading.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Some advice please... How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"