Beach Day Enthusiast Pillows

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Couldn't you forget your job just for one day!'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Beer Parasol.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Brighton Bersagliere.

Summer reading for the family.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

Eating ice cream.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'