Beach Enthusiasts Pillows

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

Unsupervised on Holiday

'Freedom at last ! _ blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy

Holiday time.

"Come summer these will be trending like crazy!"

Desert island starfish...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Surf Casting

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'