Beach Lovers Pillows

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Surf lift.

Sun may cause cancer.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"It's nice to get a break from the Stock Exchange."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

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Romance at the Beach

Palm Tree Propeller

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)

'The funny thing is, I miss 'Baywatch' most of all.'

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

'I hope you realise that they count as two wishes!'

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

"Not all young people are worried about climate change. . ."

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Don't worry. At low tide we'll walk outta here."

"I'm sorry Kevin, I could never marry a man with an 'Outie'."

'I had that 'Baywatch' dream again.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I love texting our kids and grandchildren since I've always been a lousy speller."

Longing for a new Sensation.

Superhero Sunblock

SUV Protection

"I'm getting a head start on my winter body."