Beachgoer With A Twist Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Shrink's Summer Job

Two lifeguards take a selfie in front of a drowning man

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"Oh, John hates the beach. The sand reminds him of his golf game."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The New Summer.

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

Two dismembered feet at the beach

Sunblock 2025

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"...it's another metal detector."

Call Your Office

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

1930's bather.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Hot Dog Stand.

Geek Beach

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"