Ironic Beachgoer Pillows

A beach has meters.

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Why do men wear long short pants?

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

Tsunami Selfie

Geek Beach

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

Woman knitting the sea

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.