Funny Beachgoer Pillows

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Sandy Floss

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't