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'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Why do men wear long short pants?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

The New Summer.

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

Sunblock 2025